Piranha 3D

If you are planning to watch this R-rated thriller, get mentally prepared for an outrageous hour and a half of offending skin-show, sickening gore spillage on the waters of Lake Victoria which seems to flood out of the screen to engulf you into a mind-numbing, cranky and horrifying torture...

In the past, Hollywood has tried to come up with many attempts for recreating the sharp magic of "Jaws" and failed to do so. Piranha 3D is a disgustingly daring attempt to set a new trend in creating a new genre of horror which will makes you retch and scream for the ruthless massacre of human beings to stop.

When an earthquake strikes the sleepy, docile lake victoria, its not just normal tremors causing havoc on the lake but also an unleashed, power-packed army of blood-thirsty, flesh-loving, lethal and cannibalistic piranhas which had apparently vanished over 2 millions of years ago.

Sherrif Julie, a strong, no-nonsense police official and Deputy Fallon begin a search for the missing fisherman Matthew Boyd, who is actually ripped apart and torn to pieces apart by a school of aggressively attacking piranhas. To know the cause of this mutilage, Sherrif Julie takes a team of seismologist divers to examine the fissure caused by the earthquake... While two divers are attacked and devoured by the piranhas, Julie and one of the diver Novak retrieve the damaged, chewed and attacked beyond recognition body of one of the divers to which is attached a hungry, gnawing piranha...

As this repulsive sample of fish is taken to scientist Mr. Goodman who horrifies them with the news that the extinct species of Piranhas have come back and the count of these newly released creatures into the fresh waters of Lake Victoria is unknown. Here, runs a parallel track with Sherrif Julie's son Jake, who was supposed to be babysitting his kid brother and sister, but goes on a trip with a sleazy Derrick and his crew consisting of two barely dressed actress & a cameraman. To add to the crowd, Jake's crush Kelly accompanies them on board...

All of them head to a crass, loud party by teenagers for sun-soaking, making out and enjoying blaring, harsh music, which has hordes of young girls and boys drenched shamelessly into sleazy fun... The amount of skin-show is alarming and the director's fetish for showcasing the private parts of raunchy & brash models in an offending, vulgar way onto the camera is completely reprimandable... As Sherrif Julie, Novak and Deputy Fallon warn them of the impending danger, these stark-naked girls and boys shamelessly jump into the waters to continue their sleaze fest... What follows next is an unbelievable, never-seen-before hour packed to the brim with piranhas attacking these rich, arrogant brats swimming in the calm waters of Lake Victoria.

Bodies are ripped, bikinis torn down, blood freely flowing and spreading across the blue water is a gruesome sight as the piranhas engage into a merciless devouring, gnawing and swallowing bonanza that exemplifies making mincemeat out of perfectly hale & hearty bodies.

On the parallel track, Jake rescues his stranded kid brother and sister, who join them on the stuck boat in the waters.Trouble starts brewing here as well when the boat hits a sharp object in the waters and starts sinking...

Watch the movie to know the fate of Jake and his pals on board and also would this bloody carnage ever stop?

A shamelessly showy thriller, it has all the vices imaginable- nudity, unpardonable & gory violence, overflow of alcohol, drugs and foul language...

Think twice before deciding to watch this rare piece of idiotic horror...